There’s a reason why the waifu wars have been going on for so long:
Anime is just really good at giving us some spicy senoritas.
And since the past few years have been all about the thickening, I thought it would be fun to list my picks for the thiccest anime characters.
My search history is bound to look really weird after this…
20. Vanessa Enoteca
Anime: Black Clover
We’re going to start off with everyone’s favourite wizard drunk, Vanessa.
I can’t tell whether it’s because of her laid back nature, or the fact that she really isn’t afraid to go shirtless, but she immediately came to mind when thinking about this topic.
Sure, if you’re looking for absolute thunder thighs you might dispute this pick. But don’t worry, there are many more to come.
She also has a magic cat, so cat lovers unite.
19. Aqua
Anime: KonoSuba
See? I said you thigh lovers wouldn’t leave this list empty handed.
Although Aqua might not be packing up top, her thighs are definitely the reason she ascended to the position of goddess in the first place. Because honestly, she has quite a few followers just for that reason.
She’s also quite fun at parties, granted you don’t end up paying her tab.
18. Tatsumaki
Anime: One Punch Man
Well if you like your anime women small and with the power to rival gods, here you go.
Build-wise Tatsumaki is a lot smaller than most of the girls on this list. And yet she could play with in big leagues no problem.
Maybe it’s because of her dress, always showing some leg and making her look classy in every situation.
Or maybe it’s her tsundere attitude that drives fans by the millions. Who really knows?
All I know is she’s a terrible drunk.
17. Echidna
Anime: Re: Zero Season 2
They always tell you to stay away from wicked witches. But if they all looked like this, I would just accept my Snow White role and gulp down some poison.
Echidna prefers tea, but then again it’s a rather special tea.
In a similar manner to Tatsumaki, Echidna has that black dress game down to a tee. So she always looks fashionable and it compliments her build rather nicely.
The cute face and funny antics also help to make you forget that she’s a witch, and that will 100% be your downfall at some point.
16. Erza Scarlet
Anime: Fairy Tail
Erza has been a strong candidate in the waifu wars for many years now.
She has that bro-esque mentality and that boss bitch presence that really just make her pop out.
She also changes outfits quite often when in battle, so odds are you’ve seen her in something you like.
I mean, one of her go-tos has her top as just straight bandages, so it’s safe so say she carries quite the bulk of the fanservice in the show.
15. Mikuru Asahina
Anime: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
This one was a toss up for me, as I deliberated between Mikuru and Haruhi.
I ended up going with Mikuru because I feel like she’s more thicc, although Haruhi’s thigh game sure puts up quite the fight.
In both cases, these attributes of theirs kind of went under the radar. Until god blessed us with those bunny costumes.
And since it was Haruhi’s idea, that last statement is literally cannon.
14. Azusa Hamaoka
Anime: Grand Blue
I’m really sensing a pattern here between female characters being one of the bros, and being thicker than a Snickers. Plus they’re also alcoholics.
Anime really is trying to live up to the male dream, isn’t it?
Even though she’s rarely in the spotlight, Azusa is honestly one of the biggest babes in the show.
She seems like a blast to chill with. And considering her temperament, she would be the life of any party you invite her to.
13. Kohaku
Anime: Dr. Stone
It only makes sense that a true warrior like Kohaku would have a bomb build.
I’m pretty sure she could break a tree in half with one of those kicks. So her thighs should be considered a lethal weapon, no matter how alluring they are for naps.
And she’s pretty top strong as well.
At least she has some shredded back muscles so those won’t cause issues later on, +1 health.
12. Hana Uzaki
Anime: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
It’s like, do I even have to say anything?
Even if you haven’t seen the show, I’m pretty sure those “sugoi dekai”s look oddly familiar.
Besides her mind-bending plot, and that weird sharp tooth thing, she’s just kind of a brat. But in a cute way.
She will just bug you constantly, take you here and there, turn a few heads, bleed a few noses, the standard waifu routine really.
11. Diane
Anime: The Seven Deadly Sins
I feel like being a giant just automatically gets you into this category.
But even when shrunken down, Diane is quite the babe. Like Kohaku, I’d say Diane has that warrior build where you know she could absolutely break your arms like twigs.
But you try not to think about it too much.
We also have to appreciate the fact that she chose not one, but two short kings during the series!
That’s just the kind of understanding and support you don’t often find.
10. Hinata Hyuuga
Anime: Naruto: Shippuden
Hinata’s glow-up was quite the show, to be honest.
While Sakura was on the side still learning how to punch and scream “Sasuke” in a higher pitch, our girl Hinata got that bombshell body.
If you’re one of her followers, you know the scene that really cemented her position here: Shino you lucky bug bastard.
She does get nerfed later on in Boruto. But it was to be expected, her stats were off the charts.
9. Ikumi Mito
Anime: Food Wars!
To keep this article PG, just make all the meat puns in your head.
You know how most people run away when hot oil starts flying everywhere? Or at least they wear an apron?
How the hell does Ikumi prepare meat on a regular basis while wearing only a bikini and short-shorts? It’s beyond me!
I mean, I’m thankful that she does. But man, that must be a hassle.
Bonus points for transferring into the tsundere camp after the first season. It was very appreciated.
8. Suzuha Amane
Anime: Steins;Gate
I’m starting to sound like a broken record with this warrior babe schtick.
However, this time she’s not an alcoholic. So a big clap for diversity!
Suzuha’s thicc power level isn’t always easy to catch, as she tries to hide it and blend in with the crowds.
But when a scene comes along and blows her cover, you see what kind of a force you’re dealing with.
And I was reminded of one of those scenes recently, so on the list she goes.
7. Esdeath
Anime: Akame ga Kill
There’s no faster way to learn what a person’s kinks are than by making them explain their love for Esdeath.
I mean, straight off the bat you’re hit with some strong alpha woman vibes. And then you might be hit with a boot. Or turned into ice.
Who truly knows at this point?
The only important part is that Esdeath is rocking that outfit, and could definitely rock your world.
6. Irina Jelavić
Anime: Assassination Classroom
Being that Irina’s impeccable record consists of seducing men and then promptly killing them, you can safely guess that she knows what she’s doing.
She basically brought the “fatal” into femme fatale.
And this might be personal preference, but sweater Irina is best Irina.
Now if only Tadaomi knew how to take a single hint, I’m sure everyone would be a lot happier.
5. Yuu Takeyama (Mountain Lady)
Anime: Boku no Hero Academia
Another giant has come to our midst carrying bountiful curves, I say we all rejoice!
The best part is that she is fully aware of the reaction people have to her. Because the second she was introduced, she already managed to get enough fanboys to rival any simp army.
Not to say she isn’t a true hero. She has helped out quite a few times, and is in the big leagues ranking-wise. So she must enjoy all the attention she’s getting.
4. C.C.
Anime: Code Geass
This is truly where I lose half of you reading, as the C.C. vs Kallen war is one of the most fierce ones known to man.
And although I do like Kallen more in terms of raw thigh power, I just have to give the W to C.C.
Maybe it’s because she’s a bit more coy, or because she has green hair and Tatsumaki has firmly implanted good feelings associated with that color into my head… It’s anybody’s guess at this point.
3. Nico Robin
Anime: One Piece
Now I’m not saying she could do a lot of things with her powers. But like come on, use your imagination.
Not only that, but she’s also extremely brave, capable in battle, and a smart cookie!
And man, did the thiccening hit her after the time-skip. Mamma mia.
So all things considered it would be rather difficult to find many characters that can truly compete with Nico.
2. Albedo
Anime: Overlord
If you have that crazy chick itch then Albedo is sure to be in your top 3 as well.
Although you would have to be an all-powerful skeleton man with hacks enabled to truly get her affection… but yeah, she is still quite the catch.
Not only is she a rare find on this list for rocking team white dress, but she’s also the only one to speck into body modifications and get some horns.
1. Rias Gremory
Anime: High School DxD
Was there any doubt the show that managed to make millions of boys learn how to play chess would take the number 1 spot?
The community can be a bit divided between Rias and Akeno.
But I think if you’re looking for pure thiccness then Rias is your girl, while if you want a crazy chick who happens to be gorgeous then Akeno should be just your speed.